Read the deck.
Then the cheque.
A twenty-slide investor walk-through of the Palooza thesis. We are raising £225,000 to build the founder acquisition, accelerator and equity platform behind the world's most intense pitch format.
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Detail for serious diligence.
- Self-paced course£149–£299
- Course + AI pitch review£299–£499
- Premium readiness package£999+
All forecasts in this deck are estimates only. Equity values are long-term and illiquid. Market outcomes depend on execution, conversion, investor demand, legal agreements, dilution, startup failure rates and macro conditions. Nothing in this deck constitutes a guarantee of return. SEIS status to be confirmed/used only if legally verified.
We're raising £225k to build the platform.
Capital builds the founder acquisition engine, the 12-week automated accelerator, the investor database and the platform layer that compounds every event, every founder and every piece of content into long-term equity upside.
Where every pound goes.
- Product & platform£75k
- Paid acquisition£45k
- Pilots & activation£35k
- Content & course£30k
- Legal & IP£15k
- Partnerships£15k
- Contingency£10k
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Qualified investors receive financials, accelerator model, 2% equity terms and the long-form deck within 24 hours.
- Full 5-year financial model
- 12-week accelerator curriculum
- Investor / startup pipeline detail